JEFF STEARNS' GOD-FORSAKEN WEB SITE

Hi, you've arrived at the lame-ass Web presence of Jeff Stearns. Who am I? Well, as best as I can tell, I'm a 27-year-old guy living in Springfield, Illinois and married to a wonderful schoolteacher named Kathy. We have daughter, Quinn, a dog, Miles, and a nice little house. I work as a page designer/copy editor for The State Journal-Register, the newspaper here. Below you'll see what I'm all about.


What the hell is a page designer/copy editor?

My stable of Schwinn bicycles, which includes a Sting-Ray, a Fastback and a Twinn, among other rides.

Eric M. Young's bumpin-ass page.


 

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Last updated at 1:19 a.m., March 19, 2002