Hi, you've arrived at the lame-ass Web presence of Jeff Stearns. Who am I? Well, as best as I can tell, I'm a 27-year-old guy living in Springfield, Illinois and married to a wonderful schoolteacher named Kathy. We have daughter, Quinn, a dog, Miles, and a nice little house. I work as a page designer/copy editor for The State Journal-Register, the newspaper here. Below you'll see what I'm all about.
What the hell is a page
designer/copy editor?
My stable of Schwinn
bicycles, which includes a Sting-Ray, a Fastback and a Twinn,
among other rides.
Eric M. Young's bumpin-ass
page.


